Our 70 Top Celebrity Girl Crushes!

We've had enough of ogling hot men - it's time to celebrate hot, inspiring women who we wouldn't mind swapping lives with

Yes, ogling hot men is fun. Okay, more than fun. It's an essential part of our day - like lunch followed by cake at 3pm.

But as much as we like to celebrate male beauty, 3am is all about worshiping the wonderful world of women too - so we've put together a list of our top 100 female celebrity crushes.

This isn't just about hotness - although that's taken into consideration - it's about women who make us feel inspired and powerful and like we could be rich and famous too if we ever get round to leaving our sofa.

These women are kick-ass. And we'd be honoured if they ever decided to kick our ass. (We should say 'arse', but that sounds ridiculous.)

Have a look through our gallery below and let us know if we've missed anyone out, if you agree or disagree with our order and then take a moment to appreciate how long it took us to write all the captions.

Thank you.

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   100. It's that slightly ridiculous pout that endears us to Keira. And the fact that she earned about a squillion pounds to snog Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean films. She got PAID to snog Johnny Depp. Skillz. (Yeah, we just wrote 'skillz'.)(Image: SPLASH)1 of 97

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   99. Carly Rae Jepsen released one ridiculously catchy tune 'Call Me Maybe' and is now a huge deal. She's also mates with fellow canadian Justin Bieber and has a lookalike porn star. And we massively dig the fringe.(Image: SPLASH)2 of 97

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   98. Coleen seems like a lovely lass and she's always dealt with any scandals involving Wayne - and there have been a lot - with dignity. We don't know whether we would have stuck with him, but she has and she's done it with style.(Image: REX)3 of 97

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   97. Jameela Jamil. Well, she's not ugly is she? Although she is quite intimidating. (We're saying that from personal experience.)(Image: SPLASH)4 of 97

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   96. Amelia Lily replaced Frankie Cocozza in The X Factor in 2011 and made the judges feel a little embarrassed that she wasn't there in the first place. We like her style.(Image: Rex)5 of 97

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   95. The co-host of Countdown, Rachel Riley was always going to have a hard time persuading the Vorderman die-hards that she was worth a punt. Her skimpy dresses and Carol-worthy arithmetic have won over all the doubters.(Image: REX)6 of 97

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   94. Lydia Bright has emerged from The Only Way Is Essex as a style icon - no mean feat. She also dealt with her break-up from Arg without throwing a tray of drinks in his face in Sugar Hut. Again, no mean feat.7 of 97

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   93. Their fashion designs are sometimes a bit suspect ($16,000 fur bag anyone?), but there's no denying The Olsen twins (Mary Kate and Ashley) are entrepreneurial geniuses.(Image: GETTY)8 of 97

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   92. Josephine De La Baume and husband Mark Ronson are intimidatingly stylish and trendy. We'd definitely not want to get stuck in a lift with them (particularly today as we came to work in our dressing gown), but we would like to steal their clothes. (And her hair.)9 of 97

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    91. Ah, Kelly Kapowski. You will forever live in our hearts as the queen of Saved By The Bell. (Her real name is Tiffani Thiessen, but she'll always be Kelly to us.)(Image: REX)10 of 97

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    90. Sarah Michelle Gellar will forever be Buffy to us. And we shall forever wish to be Buffy.11 of 97

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    89. The star of The Hills and The City, Whitney Port is stylish, ambitious and gorgeous.(Image: SPLASH)12 of 97

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    88. Jennifer Lawrence got the role of a lifetime playing Katniss in The Hunger Games and completely nailed it, meaning we're going to be seeing a lot more of her. Which is nice.(Image: SPLASH)13 of 97

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    87. Part of our favourite new girl group, Little Mix, Perrie Edwards is gorgeous, stylish and reminds us of a young Sienna Miller. She's also dating One Direction's Zayn Malik which gets her major girl points.14 of 97

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    86. All celebrities are small (well, all of them apart from Sophie Dahl), but Hayden Panettiere is absolutely miniscule. Like a tiny perfect doll.(Image: SPLASH)15 of 97

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    85. Lorraine Kelly: the Queen of daytime telly. (We did a rhyme)(Image: REX)16 of 97

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    84. Alexa Chung is a bit like Marmite - people have very strong opinions about her, her clothes, her presenting and...her weight. But whatever camp you're in there's no denying the girl knows how to dress.(Image: GETTY)17 of 97

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    83. Ooh, the first entrant from telly style bible Mad Men. Alison Brie's character Trudy Campbell is deceptively hot underneath all the whimpering. And Alison's surname is our favourite cheese.(Image: SPLASH)18 of 97

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    82. Great name, great face, great actress - Cobie Smulders has a million movies lined up so you'll be seeing a lot more of her over the next couple of years.(Image: SPLASH)19 of 97

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    81. Morgana's Natalie Cassidy impression ("I'm just hosing the bins down") made tea come out of our nose.(Image: REX)20 of 97

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    80. She's hot and can sing and dance, but we mostly fancy Nicole Scherzinger because her name is pun-tastic. Shirt-swinger is our personal fave.21 of 97

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    79. Taylor Swift made slagging off your famous exes in crooning country ditties cool. And earned a bucket full of cash doing it.22 of 97

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    78. We love Isla Fisher for being in Home and Away for YONKS, being really funny and marrying Sascha Baron Cohen. And for being one of the hottest gingers on the planet.(Image: SPLASH)23 of 97

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    77. Dianna Agron: the Glee star is pretty, approachable and can dance and hold a tune - which is more than enough to get her onto our list.(Image: REX)24 of 97

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    76. Prince Harry's ex, Florence Brudenell Bruce, is not only eye-wateringly rich, but also models lingerie. Respect.(Image: SPLASH)25 of 97

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    75. Beautiful and the definition of 'chic', we'd never want to be standing next to Kate Bosworth within a 10 mile radius of a camera.(Image: SPLASH)26 of 97

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    74. Undies model Irina Shayk is sex on very long legs. And the person getting to do the sexing? Footie star Ronaldo.(Image: SPLASH)27 of 97

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    73. Eva Longoria is definitely, 100% NOT a desperate housewife.28 of 97

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    72. Sofia Vegara, the Columbian model and actress best known for starring in Modern Family. There are rumours doing the rounds at the moment that her boyfriend Nick Loeb has cheated on her about a billion times. If it's true the man's a fool.29 of 97

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    71. If we were asked to draw a woman all teenage boys would fancy we'd base our stick scrawl on Scarlett Johansson.(Image: Splash News)30 of 97

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    70. The world would be a very different place if we hadn't had Kelly Brook's boobs shoved in our faces for the past five or six years. A cold, dark, miserable place.31 of 97

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    69. We love Rose Byrne for Troy, Bridesmaids and Damages. You can love her for this dress alone though and we won't judge you.(Image: REX)32 of 97

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    68. A Brit who moved to Australia when she was a nipper - Naomi Watts is currently filming her new role as Princess Diana and we can't think of anyone better to play her.33 of 97

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    67. The original (and best) 'curvy' Brazillian supermodel, Gisele made it acceptable for models to have boobs.(Image: SPLASH)34 of 97

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    66. Kourtney is the fittest Kardashian sister (kontroversial?) and also manages to avoid the kind of skandalous nonsense that sister Kim is konstantly embroiled in. We also want her in the list so we kan change loads of words to begin with 'k'.(Image: SPLASH)35 of 97

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    65. Even though we lost Cat Deeley to America she and her amazing hair are still OURS, alright?(Image: SPLASH)36 of 97

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    64. We like Miley Cyrus for many reasons. Here are a few. 1: She does a million pilates lessons a day and looks HOT. 2: She's engaged to her sexy boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. 3: She's an outspoken supporter of gay marriage.37 of 97

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    63. Proving hot women can be funny, Anna Faris is gradually elbowing her way into the Hollywood leading lady league.38 of 97

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    62. The bubblegum popping popstrel reinvented herself as an actress and won our hearts all over again. And Billie Piper's smile is the sexiest we've seen since Julia Roberts'.(Image: REX)39 of 97

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    61. Blake Lively has a cartoon-perfect figure and is dating Ryan Reynolds. She's also got one of the best wardrobes in Hollywood.(Image: SPLASH)40 of 97

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    60. The Duchess of Cambridge has won us over with her impeccable style, her grace under pressure and her really posh voice. Go on K-Middy.(Image: SPLASH)41 of 97

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    59. Selena Gomez is all grown up. She's no longer the winky Disney star who had never so much as sniffed tobacco, let alone chugged on a fag. Now she's playing bad girls in films and snogging Justin Bieber. And we like it.42 of 97

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    58. How Kate Moss, a woman who has survived on mineral water and fags for twenty years, can still look like this blows our minds.(Image: SPLASH)43 of 97

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    57. Queen Victoria has managed to reinvent herself about a billion times and still resolutely refuses to crack a smile even though we know she's really quite funny.(Image: REX)44 of 97

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    56. Jessica Biel is hot, sexy and has managed to get engaged to Justin Timberlake - a feat deemed impossible by the world's leading scientists.45 of 97

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    55. Caroline Flack is funny, hot and dates 17 year old (now 18) pop stars, *cough* Harry Styles, then deals with the monstrous public fall-out magnificently - by ignoring it.46 of 97

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    54. J-Lo just gets better with age. Like cheese, wine and money.(Image: REX)47 of 97

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    53. Irish MTV and I'm A Celeb... presenter Laura Whitmore is a refreshing new face on the telly block.(Image: REX)48 of 97

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    52. Rihanna. Sigh. What can we say about one of the most interesting/scary/intimidating/beautiful/sexy/powerful women in pop? Just this: HOT.(Image: SPLASH)49 of 97

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    51. Vanessa Paradis: The beautiful French actress, singer and model has just split up with Johnny Depp which makes us sad as we met her a while ago and she was completely divine.(Image: REX)50 of 97

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    50. Laura Haddock is a British actress who looks equally as stunning blonde as she does brunette - which is nothing to cough at. She won our (and Will's) heart in The Inbetweeners Movie and in Upstairs Downstairs.(Image: REX)51 of 97

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    48. Michelle Keegan proves that soap stars can be sexy in real life and not just when they're snogging their uncle's half-brothers cousin who once killed their sister's cat.52 of 97

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    47. If we looked like Helen Mirren NOW we'd be pretty chuffed with ourselves, let alone when we're 66. She's a genuine legend and always seems like a right laugh.(Image: GETTY)53 of 97

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    46. Olivia Palermo has ridiculous legs which kind of makes it okay that she was so freaking terrifying in The City, the spin-off show from The Hills.(Image: SPLASH)54 of 97

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    45. Megan Fox looks like an approachable version of Angelina Jolie. Like she really could work as a sexy sweaty mechanic and might be able to bite beer tops off with her teeth. She also aptly proves that if you're this good looking you don't need to know how to act.(Image: SPLASH)55 of 97

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    44. Eternally stylish and cool, Sienna Miller has rocketed up our crush list since escaping from that whole Jude-Law-Primrose Hill-set-cheating-weirdness.(Image: SPLASH)56 of 97

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    43. She was annoying Brit Georgie in Chalet Girl and lovely Guinevere in the telly series Camelot, but our main reason for liking Tamsin Egerton is she used to bunk off school to go modelling and still got 9 A grade GCSEs.